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Killing Me Softly

This is my version of ‘Killing Me Softly’ by Roberta Flack/The Fugees, inspired by M, who last night, in the bath, blatantly ignored my request not to fill up the […]

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Toddler Tears

Here I lie On the floor in the centre of town Tantrum time In croc’dile tears I slowly drown Not going home My mum won’t leave me on my own I’m really good at tantruming, […]

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Bedtime Rhapsody

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide. No escaping bedtime routine. Please close your eyes, Just close up your eyes and sleep. I’m just a […]

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Crazy With Mess

I’m not saying that my husband drives me ABSOLUTELY BONKERS by being untidy or anything, but I thought I’d write a blog post to ‘gently’ point out the little, less obvious things that […]

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Food, Boring Old Food…

I can’t be the only mum out there that gets bored with planning their family’s meals each week and as my boys are always asking for ‘more’, I was inspired […]

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I Want It Now!

I read some horrible, offensive comments on Twitter last night towards a woman who was breastfeeding her baby in a restaurant.  I can’t stand bullying or narrow-mindedness, but instead of having a rant, […]

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Distressed Housewife Rap

Yesterday I was runnin’ round, doin’ what needed doin’, When school phoned me up to say, ‘Girl, your son’s head needs gluin’!’ Took him to the hospital to get it […]

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Top Ten

For some reason, at 4.20am this morning, I lay awake thinking of what my top ten songs would be (because obviously I didn’t have anything better to be doing at […]

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The Best Christmas…Ever

For that Friday feeling, I thought I’d do a Christmas ‘mash up’ (Glee style but without the talent) of two big songs of 2012: I remember when I woke up, the first […]

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It’s Oh So Quiet…

It’s oh so quiet, shh, shh.  It’s oh so still, shh, shh.  You’re all alone, shh, shh…and so peaceful until… Your husband gets up at 5.45am to travel to Stoke-on-Trent to […]

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