When ‘No’ Still Means ‘No’

August 26, 2014
Blogging

They’d had a fun night.  They’d been flirting outrageously all evening: suggestive comments, brushing against each other as though by accident, eyes locking intently.  They were both up for it.  They knew this was going to move to the next stage. They were in a busy bar, surrounded by people.  She walked none-too-steadily around the side of the building, to see if there was a discreet area where they could get …Read the Rest

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Caravanning Cock-Ups

Caravanning Cock-Ups
August 9, 2014
Children

We’ve now been away in our caravan for two whole weekends and therefore feel we can now be classed as …Read the Rest

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Rocket Men

Rocket Men
June 14, 2014
Children

I haven’t blogged for ages due to returning to full-time teaching but I wanted to share something from this morning …Read the Rest

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My Baby

My Baby
May 4, 2014
Children

I lay with my baby, breathing him in. Foreheads together, skin-to-skin. The sweetest of breath, the gentlest of snores; Long …Read the Rest

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The Birds and the Bees

The Birds and the Bees
April 25, 2014
Children

Josh and I had ‘The Birds and the Bees’ talk last night. We were all watching The Simpsons (hubby and …Read the Rest

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Contradictions

Contradictions
April 24, 2014
Children

I’m a mass of contradictions, a big ol’ un-opened can of worms, I’m super anally retentive but would rather blog …Read the Rest

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A Flying Start

A Flying Start
April 7, 2014
Children

So the Easter holidays have got off to a flying start.  Half an hour after getting up, Josh and Max …Read the Rest

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A Hell of a Woman

A Hell of a Woman
April 5, 2014
Children

I wrote this post last year for the lovely Rhiannon on her blog for a feature called ‘A Hell of …Read the Rest

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Whiplash, a Broken Ring and Sparkly Hearts

Whiplash, a Broken Ring and Sparkly Hearts
April 1, 2014
Children

Follow my blog with Bloglovin I think we’ll set up a reality show at Chez Distressed Housewife, similar to The Osbournes, …Read the Rest

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New Jeans

New Jeans
March 28, 2014
Children

I’ve bought some new jeans.  This is how I feel about them: I’ve had my new jeans on for four hours now I’m …Read the Rest

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Selfless Selfies

Selfless Selfies
March 21, 2014
Blogging

I’m currently feeling a lovely warm glow and for once, it’s nothing to do with the wine.  I’ve just seen on …Read the Rest

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