A Flying Start

April 7, 2014
Children

So the Easter holidays have got off to a flying start.  Half an hour after getting up, Josh and Max came to blows over a small stretchy man that Max got in a party bag yesterday.  Obviously the hundreds, nay, thousands of pounds’ worth of toys in their playroom couldn’t hold a torch to this little piece of yellow rubber…that is now stuck forlornly to the living room ceiling with no …Read the Rest

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A Hell of a Woman

A Hell of a Woman
April 5, 2014
Children

I wrote this post last year for the lovely Rhiannon on her blog for a feature called ‘A Hell of …Read the Rest

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Whiplash, a Broken Ring and Sparkly Hearts

Whiplash, a Broken Ring and Sparkly Hearts
April 1, 2014
Children

Follow my blog with Bloglovin I think we’ll set up a reality show at Chez Distressed Housewife, similar to The Osbournes, …Read the Rest

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New Jeans

New Jeans
March 28, 2014
Children

I’ve bought some new jeans.  This is how I feel about them: I’ve had my new jeans on for four hours now I’m …Read the Rest

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Selfless Selfies

Selfless Selfies
March 21, 2014
Blogging

I’m currently feeling a lovely warm glow and for once, it’s nothing to do with the wine.  I’ve just seen on …Read the Rest

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Naked

Naked
March 11, 2014
Children

As if it wasn’t enough that my tumble dryer blew up three weeks ago, this has now happened to my …Read the Rest

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I’m Not Going to Beg…

I’m Not Going to Beg…
February 27, 2014
Blogging

I’m not going to beg, I’m not going to plead, it just wouldn’t be dignified. I’ll simply remind you of …Read the Rest

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The Best

The Best
February 27, 2014
Children

After writing my last post about our five year old being ‘on the turn’ and exceeding his ‘best before date’, …Read the Rest

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On the Turn

On the Turn
February 21, 2014
Children

Like a pint of milk left in the fridge too long that leaves floaters on the top of your coffee; …Read the Rest

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Tumble Dryer: An Ode

Tumble Dryer: An Ode
February 18, 2014
Children

O Tumble Dryer, why did you have to leave me so? How am I supposed to dry our clothes, without your …Read the Rest

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Searching for a Silver Lining

Searching for a Silver Lining
February 11, 2014
Children

Hmm.  What to write, what to write?  I’ve had a shitty few days but I’m determined to find the silver …Read the Rest

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