Private. Keep Out. Or Not. Whatever.

October 29, 2015
Children

At 10am this morning, whilst other people were going about their daily business, I was forming a human barricade across the bedroom door to prevent my children from entering.  It is worth noting that I was doing this with legs akimbo, holding up my dressing gown round my armpits, whilst a generous amount of Veet got to work shrivelling my pubes. As I heard their collective approach, I tried to shove the door closed with my …Read the Rest

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Magnolia Paint

Magnolia Paint
April 1, 2015
Children

I bought a small tin of ‘Salsa Red’ paint and a huge tin of Magnolia paint yesterday. I’m titivating the boys’ …Read the Rest

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This is My Life

This is My Life
November 9, 2014
Children

This is my life: My dad is visiting from Spain and stayed at our house on Friday night.  The plan …Read the Rest

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When ‘No’ Still Means ‘No’

When ‘No’ Still Means ‘No’
August 26, 2014
Blogging

They’d had a fun night.  They’d been flirting outrageously all evening: suggestive comments, brushing against each other as though by accident, …Read the Rest

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Caravanning Cock-Ups

Caravanning Cock-Ups
August 9, 2014
Children

We’ve now been away in our caravan for two whole weekends and therefore feel we can now be classed as …Read the Rest

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Rocket Men

Rocket Men
June 14, 2014
Children

I haven’t blogged for ages due to returning to full-time teaching but I wanted to share something from this morning …Read the Rest

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My Baby

My Baby
May 4, 2014
Children

I lay with my baby, breathing him in. Foreheads together, skin-to-skin. The sweetest of breath, the gentlest of snores; Long …Read the Rest

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The Birds and the Bees

The Birds and the Bees
April 25, 2014
Children

Josh and I had ‘The Birds and the Bees’ talk last night. We were all watching The Simpsons (hubby and …Read the Rest

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Contradictions

Contradictions
April 24, 2014
Children

I’m a mass of contradictions, a big ol’ un-opened can of worms, I’m super anally retentive but would rather blog …Read the Rest

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A Flying Start

A Flying Start
April 7, 2014
Children

So the Easter holidays have got off to a flying start.  Half an hour after getting up, Josh and Max …Read the Rest

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A Hell of a Woman

A Hell of a Woman
April 5, 2014
Children

I wrote this post last year for the lovely Rhiannon on her blog for a feature called ‘A Hell of …Read the Rest

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