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Category Archives: Songs

The Hell of School Holidays

A rewrite of Hotel California by The Eagles, about my feelings towards the impending summer holidays: In the deserted school yard with tumble weed passing by, The shadow of my impending […]

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The Day That We Had Kids

Ah, long car journeys with kids, don’t you just love ’em?  This is a description of our drive home from Cumbria yesterday, to the tune of American Pie by Don […]

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Crazy With Mess

I’m not saying that my husband drives me ABSOLUTELY BONKERS by being untidy or anything, but I thought I’d write a blog post to ‘gently’ point out the little, less obvious things that […]

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Food, Boring Old Food…

I can’t be the only mum out there that gets bored with planning their family’s meals each week and as my boys are always asking for ‘more’, I was inspired […]

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I Want It Now!

I read some horrible, offensive comments on Twitter last night towards a woman who was breastfeeding her baby in a restaurant.  I can’t stand bullying or narrow-mindedness, but instead of having a rant, […]

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Distressed Housewife Rap

Yesterday I was runnin’ round, doin’ what needed doin’, When school phoned me up to say, ‘Girl, your son’s head needs gluin’!’ Took him to the hospital to get it […]

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Top Ten

For some reason, at 4.20am this morning, I lay awake thinking of what my top ten songs would be (because obviously I didn’t have anything better to be doing at […]

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The Best Christmas…Ever

For that Friday feeling, I thought I’d do a Christmas ‘mash up’ (Glee style but without the talent) of two big songs of 2012: I remember when I woke up, the first […]

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Purple Rain

It’s alright for all these artists to sing about how romantic rain is.  They don’t have to do the bloody school run in it, do they? Prince: ‘I never meant […]

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It’s Oh So Quiet…

It’s oh so quiet, shh, shh.  It’s oh so still, shh, shh.  You’re all alone, shh, shh…and so peaceful until… Your husband gets up at 5.45am to travel to Stoke-on-Trent to […]

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