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Bed Hopping

Quick, someone give me a copy of my last post so I can recall the reasons I had for saying children are a blessing (I told you that come Monday I would need to be […]

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We’ve Got a Runner!

You know you’ve got up too late when you have to physically jog around the house to get ready on time for the school run.  You can tell it’s just […]

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Toddler Tears

Here I lie On the floor in the centre of town Tantrum time In croc’dile tears I slowly drown Not going home My mum won’t leave me on my own I’m really good at tantruming, […]

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Me Time

I cast my mind back to when ‘me time’ included Booking into a salon where hairy bits were denuded. Now I balance with one leg on the side of the bath, And attack vaginal fuzz […]

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Daredevil

My toddler is a daredevil, a feisty little chap. Every day he hurtles round and suffers some mishap. Yesterday he thought it fun, in just his socks to slide, On […]

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The Nocturnal Ninja

A feeling of unease crept over her as she lay in bed during the early hours of Saturday morning.  All around her the room was dark but she started to discern […]

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The Match

Deep, American voiceover:  ‘LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!  BOYS AND GIRLS!  IT’S THE MOMENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!  SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LET’S GET ON WIIIITTHH…THE MAAAATTTCH! IN THE RED CORNER, […]

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Toddler Translated

I took the dog for a walk on Saturday.  On my own.  Without children.  I could hear birds tweeting in the trees, the wind rustling the leaves on the path and water trickling […]

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Zach Attack

(Cue music and a deep, dramatic male voice-over): It’s just an ordinary day in an ordinary town.  A day like any other…that is, until a toddler awakes from his peaceful slumber.  He […]

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Terrible Twos

The terrible twos have started, What does the future hold? We wait nervously with baited breath, For the chaos to unfold.   Our cherubic, delightful toddler, Always with a toothy smile […]

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