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Crazy With Mess

I’m not saying that my husband drives me ABSOLUTELY BONKERS by being untidy or anything, but I thought I’d write a blog post to ‘gently’ point out the little, less obvious things that […]

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Spot the Difference

I want to play a game with you.  See if you can spot the difference between the following two scenarios: It’s my turn for a lie-in so my husband gets […]

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Invasion of the Body Snatchers

I personally don’t know why this film is classed as ‘horror’ OR why there’s so much screaming.  My husband has been ‘body snatched’ this week and I’m really quite pleased […]

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Blog Embargo

Since the last time I blogged… …A family of three with four brown, rotten teeth between them, wearing shellsuits that wouldn’t have been ‘in’ in 1990, who stunk of booze and had hairstyles that […]

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Sod’s Law

Sod’s Law (or Murphy’s Law in America) is the idea that what can go wrong, will go wrong, like toast always landing butter side down.  Or, that however hard you try […]

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Reverse Evolution

I’m carrying out a study of man’s evolution by observing the four males in our house and I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I think it might be going backwards. […]

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Chasing Cars

Just thinking about famous romantic songs, sung by men about women, and trying to imagine my husband having those sentiments about me. Aerosmith (from ‘I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing’) – I […]

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Women, Translated

“I’m fine.”  This translated means, “I’m obviously not fine, I’m very upset.  It might be at you, it might not, but I’m not going to tell you so you’re going […]

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Men, Translated

  “I’ll do it tomorrow” translated means, “If I manage to fob you off today, maybe you’ll have forgotten about it by tomorrow.” “I’ll drive.”  Yes, I’m sure you will […]

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