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Tumble Dryer: An Ode

O Tumble Dryer, why did you have to leave me so? How am I supposed to dry our clothes, without your hot air that blows? You’ve left me writing an ode […]

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Tell-Tale Signs of Impending Middle Age

Uh-oh, I’m on a slippery slope.  My name is Distressed Housewife, I’m thirty-seven and on Monday evening I went line dancing (with my mum – that’s my excuse).  Yep, that’s […]

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And They’re Off!

This morning we got up late.  I slept badly due to an overactive imagination and an insomniac three-year old who eventually ended up in bed with us.  As a result I felt like […]

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Killing Me Softly

This is my version of ‘Killing Me Softly’ by Roberta Flack/The Fugees, inspired by M, who last night, in the bath, blatantly ignored my request not to fill up the […]

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You’re Having an Elf-in’ Laugh!

The elves have arrived and already the little bastards are getting on my nerves.  As I said in last week’s post, I need to be vigilant because our eldest is […]

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CarbFest

  Last weekend I was one of the hundreds of people attending BlogFest.  This weekend I was the CEO of my very own CarbFest. Last weekend I greedily consumed knowledge […]

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Superheroes

Of all the arguments that I thought I would have to settle between my children, last night’s honestly hadn’t been on my list. J and M were playing Superheroes but […]

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Epic Fail

I woke up to a house looking like it’d been burgled Until realisation suddenly dawned on me; My family was guilty so I couldn’t have them arrested, However satisfying that would be. Through half-open eyes […]

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Well Hello There…

Well hello there 1st November, you sexy beast.  You’re looking good…even better than I imagined you would.  You’ll never know just how much I’ve been longing to see you or […]

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The Psychology of Wine

  So, I may have mentioned in passing…you know, just once or twice…that I’m going ‘Sober for October’.  I’m officially nine days in but I had an extra weekend due to the […]

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