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Well Hello There…

Well hello there 1st November, you sexy beast.  You’re looking good…even better than I imagined you would.  You’ll never know just how much I’ve been longing to see you or […]

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Sobering Statistics

Some sobering statistics: I’ve been ‘Sober for October’ for a personal best of 22 days. One in every three people will get cancer at some point in their life. This […]

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Wine and Sympathy

My eight year old came off his bike on Thursday afternoon and cut his leg.  What do you mean you know already?  Oh RIIIGHT, you heard his wailing from your house when he […]

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A Family That Loves Me

I’ve sent my son to school in a damp (wet) school t-shirt this morning because I forgot to put a ‘whites’ wash on which resulted in me standing with bated breath for […]

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The Match

Deep, American voiceover:  ‘LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!  BOYS AND GIRLS!  IT’S THE MOMENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!  SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LET’S GET ON WIIIITTHH…THE MAAAATTTCH! IN THE RED CORNER, […]

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Good Times

You could say I’ve not had the best couple of days.  It started yesterday morning when I put on a new, grey jumper and on seeing it, our seven year old said, ‘Why have […]

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Freedom

We went to Cumbria last weekend and on Saturday afternoon, my lovely, gorgeous friend, Wendy, had a flash of inspiration that we should escape husbands and children and actually go out […]

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Cheers!

OK, so I’m on a white wine spritzer and it’s only half five, but I honestly deserve it; here are the reasons why: I ran round like a maniac at half […]

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Octomummy

They say that time passes quickly when you have children, so treasure every moment.  Well, I can tell ‘them’ that on a two and a half hour drive from Cumbria, […]

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The Ultimate Test

I’m not drinking tonight, even though my three year old has weed on my friend’s son’s bedroom floor which is situated next to their bathroom; I’m not drinking tonight even though he’s […]

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