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A Family That Loves Me

I’ve sent my son to school in a damp (wet) school t-shirt this morning because I forgot to put a ‘whites’ wash on which resulted in me standing with bated breath for […]

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Crazy With Mess

I’m not saying that my husband drives me ABSOLUTELY BONKERS by being untidy or anything, but I thought I’d write a blog post to ‘gently’ point out the little, less obvious things that […]

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Spot the Difference

I want to play a game with you.  See if you can spot the difference between the following two scenarios: It’s my turn for a lie-in so my husband gets […]

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Diary of a Slummy Mummy

Saturday Weather was bad today, blowing a blizzard.  Was told that Beaver activity day was still on despite the weather.  Was so busy trying not to think of a very […]

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The Clampetts

Remember this, anyone?  Yep, well, this is my family (without the oil well that made them millionaires). Introducing the Clampetts of 2013.  Why?  Because this is what I have to […]

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Autumn Cleaning

You know it’s time for a big sort out when… You have approximately seventy two black socks in your drawer, none of them in pairs and only a third of them yours. […]

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Blog Embargo

Since the last time I blogged… …A family of three with four brown, rotten teeth between them, wearing shellsuits that wouldn’t have been ‘in’ in 1990, who stunk of booze and had hairstyles that […]

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Domestic Goddess

Right, I’m getting freaked out now.  I got up at quarter to seven with our nineteen month old and since then I’ve: washed up and cleaned the kitchen, fed the animals […]

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Four Hours

Yesterday I cleaned SOLIDLY for four hours; I pulled out every piece of furniture and vacuumed and mopped behind it.  I wiped down doors, windows, radiators, walls and skirting boards.  […]

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On the 19th Day of June…

On the 19th day of June, my true love sent to me, An oven that blew up at teatime.   On the 19th day of June, my true love sent […]

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