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Monthly Archives: October 2012

Trick or Treat?

The six of them huddled together for comfort in the too-small space that night.  Choking darkness had descended and a weak full moon struggled to offer even the most paltry illumination through the thick, ominous clouds.  The […]

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Wendy

This is a tribute to our lovely friend, Wendy, whose birthday it is today.  It may be equivalent to a gift of a dodgy, oversized jumper from a smelly great aunt that you’re […]

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Eating Out

Ahh, going out for a family meal on Saturday evening reminded me of when my husband and I used to eat out before we had children…because it was NOTHING like it. In the […]

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It’s Oh So Quiet…

It’s oh so quiet, shh, shh.  It’s oh so still, shh, shh.  You’re all alone, shh, shh…and so peaceful until… Your husband gets up at 5.45am to travel to Stoke-on-Trent to […]

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So Not Funny

I’m going to tell you a sad little tale and you must promise not to laugh.  Promise?  I didn’t laugh AT ALL when my husband told me this story last […]

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Half Term Horror

With half term horror looming and Halloween just around the corner, I thought I’d do my version of Michael Jackson’s Thriller to demonstrate just how I’m feeling about a week […]

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Toilet Humour

I got stuck in a toilet cubicle this morning.  Properly locked in.  I had a wee, washed and dried my hands, reached for the lock and IT FELL OFF IN […]

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Galaxy Girl

I’ve been feeling a bit peckish so, like the girl in the Galaxy advert, I thought, ‘Mmm, I know what I feel like’ and went into the kitchen in search of […]

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Velcro and Bungee Ropes

My boys’ favourite hobby?  You might be thinking football, playing on their DSs, riding their bikes or playing with their willies.  All wrong.  My boys’ favourite hobby is running.  Sometimes […]

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Benny Hill

Anyone else feel like their days happen in fast motion like a Benny Hill sketch?  (Without the half naked women, obviously, although my husband keeps hoping). This has been my […]

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