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Tag Archives: school run

And They’re Off!

This morning we got up late.  I slept badly due to an overactive imagination and an insomniac three-year old who eventually ended up in bed with us.  As a result I felt like […]

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Epic Fail

I woke up to a house looking like it’d been burgled Until realisation suddenly dawned on me; My family was guilty so I couldn’t have them arrested, However satisfying that would be. Through half-open eyes […]

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No Sense of Urgency

My children have no sense of urgency, each morning when we need to get to school; They stand watching telly wearing one shoe, eyes glazed and a mouth dribbling drool. They have no understanding […]

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Manic Monday

Mondays are sneaky bastards, aren’t they? They just creep up on you and catch you unawares, all early mornings, finding clean uniforms and having to shower before lunch time.  No matter […]

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We’ve Got a Runner!

You know you’ve got up too late when you have to physically jog around the house to get ready on time for the school run.  You can tell it’s just […]

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Morning Glory

I’m beginning to think our seven year old son exists in some sort of parallel universe when we’re getting ready in a morning; he must hear entirely different words coming out […]

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Mission Impossible

Cue Mission Impossible music: dun, dun, dun-dun-dun-dun dun, dun, dun, dun, dun-dun-dun, dun.  Imagine a fuse burning rapidly, fizzing and spitting sparks as it races towards a bomb.  Think commando rolls […]

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