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Category Archives: Women

Women Don’t Nag

I want to point out, once and for all, that women do not ‘nag’. The dictionary definition of ‘nag’ is to ‘annoy or irritate (a person) with persistent fault-finding or continuous urging’.  […]

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My Midwife

I read a comment on Twitter yesterday from Davina McCall to her midwife saying: ‘You are the most AMAZING midwife.  I LOVED giving birth BECAUSE of you.  I love you and […]

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Name’s Housewife…Distressed Housewife

My husband and I watched Skyfall on DVD (again) last night and started to talk about how it might be different if I was a spy like Bond… Scene One (Walking into […]

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Spot the Difference

I want to play a game with you.  See if you can spot the difference between the following two scenarios: It’s my turn for a lie-in so my husband gets […]

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4x4s and Penis Envy

I don’t like to admit to being the sort of person that experiences road rage; after all, it’s not very dignified, is it? However, anyone who knows me will testify that […]

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I Know My Rights!

Laws are being broken in this house as I speak; rules and regulations are being carelessly flouted and my basic human rights are not being satisfactorily met.  I demand that […]

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Gone But Not Forgotten

I needed to write this blog post as blogging is meant to be cathartic, and if I was ever in need of some catharsis, it’s this week. My mother-in-law died […]

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Mum, Translated

I believe I know how conversation works; I’m led to believe that if I convey meaning through the medium of speech, people will acknowledge their understanding by replying accordingly. I know this, […]

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Reassure-A-Mum

REASSURE-A-MUM MUMS – DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR WORK/LIFE BALANCE IS ALL WRONG? FEEL STRESSED THAT YOU CAN NEVER GET EVERYTHING DONE? DO YOU NEED SOME REASSURANCE THAT YOU’RE DOING A GOOD […]

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Royal Variety Performance

It’s a depressing thought that should I ever have the opportunity to take part in the Royal Variety Performance, say Her Majesty phoned me up (it could happen) and asked […]

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