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When ‘No’ Still Means ‘No’

They’d had a fun night.  They’d been flirting outrageously all evening: suggestive comments, brushing against each other as though by accident, eyes locking intently.  They were both up for it.  They […]

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Women Don’t Nag

I want to point out, once and for all, that women do not ‘nag’. The dictionary definition of ‘nag’ is to ‘annoy or irritate (a person) with persistent fault-finding or continuous urging’.  […]

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Happy Father’s Day

Hubby – just to let you know, you don’t fool us.  For all your bravado, behind closed doors you’re just A big softy.  That’s right, your secret’s out.  Our boys […]

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Crazy With Mess

I’m not saying that my husband drives me ABSOLUTELY BONKERS by being untidy or anything, but I thought I’d write a blog post to ‘gently’ point out the little, less obvious things that […]

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Spot the Difference

I want to play a game with you.  See if you can spot the difference between the following two scenarios: It’s my turn for a lie-in so my husband gets […]

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4x4s and Penis Envy

I don’t like to admit to being the sort of person that experiences road rage; after all, it’s not very dignified, is it? However, anyone who knows me will testify that […]

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Invasion of the Body Snatchers

I personally don’t know why this film is classed as ‘horror’ OR why there’s so much screaming.  My husband has been ‘body snatched’ this week and I’m really quite pleased […]

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It’s Oh So Quiet…

It’s oh so quiet, shh, shh.  It’s oh so still, shh, shh.  You’re all alone, shh, shh…and so peaceful until… Your husband gets up at 5.45am to travel to Stoke-on-Trent to […]

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So Not Funny

I’m going to tell you a sad little tale and you must promise not to laugh.  Promise?  I didn’t laugh AT ALL when my husband told me this story last […]

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Text Tiff

My husband and I have been together for thirteen years, lived together for eleven, been married for eight and have three children together.  This morning I was annoyed at him for […]

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