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Tag Archives: ‘me time’

Private. Keep Out. Or Not. Whatever.

At 10am this morning, whilst other people were going about their daily business, I was forming a human barricade across the bedroom door to prevent my children from entering.  It is worth noting […]

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Me Time

I cast my mind back to when ‘me time’ included Booking into a salon where hairy bits were denuded. Now I balance with one leg on the side of the bath, And attack vaginal fuzz […]

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SLEEP

S.L.E.E.P. – Sumptuous Luxury Eluding Every Parent C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N. – Condom-free Hormonal Instinct, Lust (and) Drunkenness Resulting (in) Energy-sapping Nippers S.A.N.I.T.Y. – Something Akin (to) Normality In Time (pre-) Youngsters T.I.R.E.D.N.E.S.S. – […]

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