S.L.E.E.P. – Sumptuous Luxury Eluding Every Parent

C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N. – Condom-free Hormonal Instinct, Lust (and) Drunkenness Resulting (in) Energy-sapping Nippers

S.A.N.I.T.Y. – Something Akin (to) Normality In Time (pre-) Youngsters

T.I.R.E.D.N.E.S.S. – Total Inertia Rendering Every Deed Near-impossible Except (the) Supping (of) Sauvignon Blanc

T.O.I.L.E.T. – Totally Open (to) Invasion, Loitering, Ejection (and) Tampon-related-enquiries

PA.R.E.N.T.S.’ B.E.D – Place (to) Awake Resting Elders (at) Night-time (to) Sleep Beatifically, Extended Diagonally

E.A.T.I.N.G. O.U.T. W.I.T.H. K.I.D.S. – Eagerly Avoiding Teetotalism, Inhaling Necessary Grub Offensive (and) Unappealing To Whippersnappers (and) Intent (on) Taking-off (before) Harm (by) Knife Impaling, Diarrhoea or Strangulation

H.O.U.S.E.W.O.R.K. – High-frequency, One-sided, Unpaid Slavery Essentially With (no) Obvious Reward (or) Kudos

‘M.E. T.I.M.E.’ – Monumental Excitement (at) Trawling Individually (to) Market Edibles

A.L.C.O.H.O.L. – Aid (to) Lethargy, Crucial (for) Over-riding (the) Hullabaloo (of) Offspring (that) Live-in



  1. Genius! Absolute genius. I love how me time means supermarket shopping for the family. Great, isn’t it?


    1. Thank you lovely lady. I know, so depressing, the joy of being released from the house to go and buy food, especially if you have vouchers as well! Oh dear. 😉

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