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A Different Kind of Workout

I’m going to bring out my own workout DVD – and on three, SQUAT to mop up the dog pee, and LUNGE to stop the baby going into the cupboard, […]

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Saliva Substitute

Oh the joys of baby wipes.  In one morning I’ve used them to wipe dirty faces after breakfast, wipe bums after nappy changes, wipe the settee after a drink spill, […]

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Mr. Corned Beef

I bet the heir to the inventor of the corned beef tin sits in his huge mansion overlooking his swimming pool and has a right good old laugh at the […]

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THAT Person

Why do I always have to be the person who dresses their child in school uniform and then has to turn back because it’s non-uniform day, turns up at the swimming […]

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Choking

Don’t mind me, kids.  Just ate a bit of garlic bread (my own fault for eating their tea as I’m making it) and started choking; was bent over double, coughing, […]

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Being Good

I don’t think this not drinking during the week lark is all it’s cracked up to be – I’m not sleeping any better, I’m not super motivated and I don’t […]

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Underarms

Am I missing something?  Does anyone really care or have time to worry about whether their underarms are beautiful or not?  Would anyone bother to monitor their underarms for seven […]

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Bladder Control

Think the puppy might need the old Tena Ladies ‘cos she can’t control herself and keeps weeing when she sees someone she likes.  Can you imagine if people did that?  But […]

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Clean Sweep

If the puppy going to insist on dragging the brush around the floor she could at least learn how to use the bloody dustpan as well!

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Who Knew?!

I thought that the knife block in the kitchen didn’t match the new units ‘cos it was too dark but it turns out, now I’ve cleaned it, it does!  I […]

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