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Problem Solved

Problem solved, we don’t need to move house at all.  Just going to wait until the puppy is properly house trained and then we can move our youngest into the dog crate.  He seems […]

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Tea Time

Typical 6 o’clock scenario with a tired pre-schooler; tea’s been on the table for an hour and he’s still ‘eating’ it (read messing about).  Then he ‘accidentally’ drops his plate […]

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Why Can’t I?

Why can’t I… Ever remember my passwords to anything, ever? Serve a drink to the kids without it getting spilled? Ever find the kids’ teddies in their beds when I […]

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Seventy Year Old Self

I’ve just glimpsed my seventy year old self.  I’ve told my niece to take her coat off indoors or she ‘won’t feel the benefit’.  Next I’ll be telling children they […]

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Pesky Kids

Darn those pesky kids; they’ve polished off all the Spaghetti Carbonara I made for their tea and left me none to secretly scoff standing up whilst I pretend to clear […]

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Laundry

I seriously may as well invest in a washboard and tub to do my washing and then a mangle to squeeze the water out for all this sodding useless washing […]

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The Exorcist

My sixteen month old is making me nervous, he’s like a cross between Damien and the girl out of The Exorcist.  Just put him down for a sleep but he wouldn’t […]

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Mum’s Merchandise

I’m on a roll now – along with my workout DVD I’m going to create my own range of clothes that disguises the stains that mums always have.  I’m going […]

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Doh!

Please, someone, shoot me now.  I couldn’t figure out why I could feel heat coming off the hob but the stuff in the pan wasn’t warming up – doh, I’d […]

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Waterproof, not Wee-proof

I know that Goretex boots are waterproof but it doesn’t mean a lot if you wee directly down your leg and into them which my three year old has just […]

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