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If Brains Were Dynamite…

I’ve always known that common sense isn’t my strong point but I’ve surpassed even myself; I bought a cooked chicken from Tesco and was outraged at the lack of meat […]

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Philanthropy

Oh what to do, what to do – there’s a big chunk of cheesecake in the fridge that has a ‘best before’ date for yesterday.  With all the food wastage […]

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Impressive and Repulsive

Isn’t it funny how children can impress you and repulse you simultaneously?  My fifteen month old has started blowing his own nose – impressive; but he doesn’t always aim into the tissue […]

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Not Rolf Harris

It’s a sad state of affairs when you’re trying to draw Donald Duck for your three year old and after watching you struggle for five minutes he says in a […]

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Big Mistake

Quick, call the Met Office!  There’s a meteorological phenomenon!  My husband swore it wasn’t raining this morning when we were sorting out the school run, and yet there’s still this wet stuff […]

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Camoflage

Well it was bound to happen, I’ve sat on the puppy.  Whose bright idea was it to get a black dog with a dark brown leather settee anyway? There doesn’t […]

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Unique Cleaning

Ammonia’s good for cleaning, right?  Anyone know if it’s good for getting scratches and smudges off Wii and X Box games? My fifteen month old seems to think so, he’s just pulled […]

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Utter Madness

Why is it when it’s widely known that you should never work with children or animals that we actually CHOOSE to have both in our homes 24/7?  At least if […]

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Commando

The shame! Sent my eldest into school in his pyjamas that he slept in last night for World Book Day cos he really wanted to get up and not have to get […]

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Midlife Crisis

When the hell did that happen? One minute I was living for the weekends so I could go out and stay up drinking until silly o’clock and suddenly I’m excited […]

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