Bladder Control

Think the puppy might need the old Tena Ladies ‘cos she can’t control herself and keeps weeing when she sees someone she likes.  Can you imagine if people did that?  But would you be relieved or upset if someone DIDN’T wee when you saw them?  Just a thought…

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Children

Clean Sweep

If the puppy going to insist on dragging the brush around the floor she could at least learn how to use the bloody dustpan as well!

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Who Knew?!

I thought that the knife block in the kitchen didn’t match the new units ‘cos it was too dark but it turns out, now I’ve cleaned it, it does!  I feel pleased about the fact but also like a dirty skank at the same time…;)

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If Brains Were Dynamite…

I’ve always known that common sense isn’t my strong point but I’ve surpassed even myself; I bought a cooked chicken from Tesco and was outraged at the lack of meat on it.  I was all set to find my receipt and go and complain when I realised I had it upside down! Oh dear…:))

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Common Sense

Philanthropy

Oh what to do, what to do – there’s a big chunk of cheesecake in the fridge that has a ‘best before’ date for yesterday.  With all the food wastage in the world I think it would show a lack of social conscience just to simply throw it away.  So, for the greater good, I’m […]

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Eating

Impressive and Repulsive

Isn’t it funny how children can impress you and repulse you simultaneously?  My fifteen month old has started blowing his own nose – impressive; but he doesn’t always aim into the tissue so he gets covered in snot – repulsive.  Yesterday he managed to poo a single solitary piece of sweetcorn and nothing else.  See what I […]

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Children

Not Rolf Harris

It’s a sad state of affairs when you’re trying to draw Donald Duck for your three year old and after watching you struggle for five minutes he says in a pitying voice, ‘It’s OK, Mummy, I’ll draw his nose.’

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Children

Big Mistake

Quick, call the Met Office!  There’s a meteorological phenomenon!  My husband swore it wasn’t raining this morning when we were sorting out the school run, and yet there’s still this wet stuff falling from the sky, leaving the kids like drowned rats and me looking like a member of Kiss with mascara running down my face.  He […]

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Men

Camoflage

Well it was bound to happen, I’ve sat on the puppy.  Whose bright idea was it to get a black dog with a dark brown leather settee anyway? There doesn’t seem to be any lasting damage, but in this madhouse I probably wouldn’t be able to tell anyway!  🙂

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Unique Cleaning

Ammonia’s good for cleaning, right?  Anyone know if it’s good for getting scratches and smudges off Wii and X Box games? My fifteen month old seems to think so, he’s just pulled a load out of their boxes and weed on them so watch this space.  He may be destined to host the next series of ‘How […]

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