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Category Archives: Humour

Nine Years

Today is my husband and I’s ninth wedding anniversary.  We forgot.  Or rather, I remembered last night and he’d forgotten altogether.  It’s therefore a huge…non-event, unlike our wedding almost a […]

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A Family That Loves Me

I’ve sent my son to school in a damp (wet) school t-shirt this morning because I forgot to put a ‘whites’ wash on which resulted in me standing with bated breath for […]

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I Have a Problem with Mickey Mouse

I have a problem with Mickey Mouse.  I suppose it was inevitable.  When you spend so much time with a person (or animated mouse) they’re bound to get on your nerves. […]

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The Hell of School Holidays

A rewrite of Hotel California by The Eagles, about my feelings towards the impending summer holidays: In the deserted school yard with tumble weed passing by, The shadow of my impending […]

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Women Don’t Nag

I want to point out, once and for all, that women do not ‘nag’. The dictionary definition of ‘nag’ is to ‘annoy or irritate (a person) with persistent fault-finding or continuous urging’.  […]

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The Smurfs Ruined My Life

(or ‘Things that Freak Me Out’ – Part Two) I want to tell a tale of woe that really isn’t funny. It involves The Smurfs, a boy, a mum and […]

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Daredevil

My toddler is a daredevil, a feisty little chap. Every day he hurtles round and suffers some mishap. Yesterday he thought it fun, in just his socks to slide, On […]

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Things That Freak Me Out

There was a feature with Sara Cox on Radio One last week entitled, ‘Things That Freak Me Out’.  My answer?  Aeroplane toilets and multi-storey car parks. Now, I know that […]

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A Fairground Attraction

On Saturday we visited the Whitehaven Festival, whilst staying with friends in Cumbria.  As we joined the merry throng of people enjoying all the fun of the fair, we were […]

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Live Chat Cha-Cha

OK, so if you’ve read my previous post you’ll know that my blog isn’t actually broken as I suspected on Wednesday.  I just need to check my spam folder more often. BUT…when […]

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