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Category Archives: Film/TV

The Smurfs Ruined My Life

(or ‘Things that Freak Me Out’ – Part Two) I want to tell a tale of woe that really isn’t funny. It involves The Smurfs, a boy, a mum and […]

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Name’s Housewife…Distressed Housewife

My husband and I watched Skyfall on DVD (again) last night and started to talk about how it might be different if I was a spy like Bond… Scene One (Walking into […]

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Rocky

As my husband left for work this morning, I set about getting the kids ready to be out of the door by 9.15am to go to a play group.  As […]

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Falling Down

It was my husband’s birthday *last Monday and his mum’s funeral on Tuesday, putting it up there as possibly one of the crappiest birthdays of all time.  So, as a small consolation, […]

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Zach Attack

(Cue music and a deep, dramatic male voice-over): It’s just an ordinary day in an ordinary town.  A day like any other…that is, until a toddler awakes from his peaceful slumber.  He […]

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Liar Liar

I like to think of myself as an honest person; some (including my mum) would say I’m TOO honest sometimes and, under normal circumstances, I would virtually break out in […]

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Invasion of the Body Snatchers

I personally don’t know why this film is classed as ‘horror’ OR why there’s so much screaming.  My husband has been ‘body snatched’ this week and I’m really quite pleased […]

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Seven

I’m writing my 100th blog post today on our eldest son’s 7th birthday so I’ve written a cheesy poem in his honour (lucky him, eh?): He has the biggest heart […]

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The Negotiator

Fun negotiating with children, isn’t it?  They get an idea stuck in their little minds and it’s almost impossible to dislodge it. Take our six year old.  He’s going to […]

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