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Category Archives: Cleaning

Crazy With Mess

I’m not saying that my husband drives me ABSOLUTELY BONKERS by being untidy or anything, but I thought I’d write a blog post to ‘gently’ point out the little, less obvious things that […]

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The Clampetts

Remember this, anyone?  Yep, well, this is my family (without the oil well that made them millionaires). Introducing the Clampetts of 2013.  Why?  Because this is what I have to […]

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Role Reversal

Right, I’ve had enough.  After spending four hours cleaning on Tuesday, only to find everything just as it was by Thursday lunchtime,  I’ve decided I want a ‘Big’ scenario where I exchange places […]

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Domestic Goddess

Right, I’m getting freaked out now.  I got up at quarter to seven with our nineteen month old and since then I’ve: washed up and cleaned the kitchen, fed the animals […]

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Four Hours

Yesterday I cleaned SOLIDLY for four hours; I pulled out every piece of furniture and vacuumed and mopped behind it.  I wiped down doors, windows, radiators, walls and skirting boards.  […]

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On the 19th Day of June…

On the 19th day of June, my true love sent to me, An oven that blew up at teatime.   On the 19th day of June, my true love sent […]

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Blitzing Bonanza

So far, by sorting just through the cupboards in our bedroom today, I have found (and this is honestly no exaggeration): Four new contact lens cases.  Just one of these would […]

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Phew!

Up at six, hair colour on, milk and cuddle with little one, dog let out for her business, recycling sorted, washing up done, washing in, dryer on, little hand removed […]

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Streamlining

We’ll have much more room when we clear out all the stuff the kids don’t play with.  Let me think about it…oh yes, that would be all their toys, then. […]

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Life Imitating Art

Some days I feel like an actor with my children auditioning me for different parts in films.  Today, for instance, I’ve felt like I’ve been in an old Western film.  This […]

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