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Monthly Archives: December 2012

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa, I’ve been a good(ish) girl all year so for Christmas I would like: My eldest son’s other front tooth so he won’t look like Nanny McPhee any more and […]

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The Perfect Crime

She needed to commit the perfect crime.  Everything had been planned down to the smallest detail and it was imperative she cover her tracks and afterwards remove all traces of […]

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‘Shit Thursday’

The anticipation is building for the event of the year… No, not Christmas Day or even Christmas Eve; forget New Years’ Eve and ‘Mad Friday’ is sooo 2010. Because as […]

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The Best Christmas…Ever

For that Friday feeling, I thought I’d do a Christmas ‘mash up’ (Glee style but without the talent) of two big songs of 2012: I remember when I woke up, the first […]

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Map of Mum

I lay in bed yesterday morning cuddling our two older boys and waiting for the dulcet cries of ‘MUMMEEEE!’ that would herald the awakening of our two year old.  As […]

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Liar Liar

I like to think of myself as an honest person; some (including my mum) would say I’m TOO honest sometimes and, under normal circumstances, I would virtually break out in […]

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Christmas Crackers

Ah, Christmas.  I LOVE Christmas.  So much.  I love it as much, if not more, than I did as a child.  My parents made it magical for my brother and […]

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Dress Rehearsal

They always bring out surveys at this time of year about how many couples and families will argue on Christmas day.  Well I’m hoping that, like in the theatre or […]

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Festive Cheer

As it’s almost the festive season, I thought I’d describe my day so far in my own version of three Christmas songs: When Santa Got Stuck Up the Chimney When […]

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Royal Variety Performance

It’s a depressing thought that should I ever have the opportunity to take part in the Royal Variety Performance, say Her Majesty phoned me up (it could happen) and asked […]

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