Articles by Distressed Housewife

At 10am this morning, whilst other people were going about their daily business, I was forming a human [...]

April 1, 2015 1

I bought a small tin of ‘Salsa Red’ paint and a huge tin of Magnolia paint yesterday. I’m [...]

This is my life: My dad is visiting from Spain and stayed at our house on Friday night. The plan (I [...]

They’d had a fun night. They’d been flirting outrageously all evening: suggestive comments, [...]

August 9, 2014 3

We’ve now been away in our caravan for two whole weekends and therefore feel we can now be classed as [...]

June 14, 2014 1

I haven’t blogged for ages due to returning to full-time teaching but I wanted to share something from [...]

May 4, 2014 7

I lay with my baby, breathing him in. Foreheads together, skin-to-skin. The sweetest of breath, the gentlest [...]

April 25, 2014 18

Josh and I had ‘The Birds and the Bees’ talk last night. We were all watching The Simpsons (hubby [...]

April 24, 2014 10

I’m a mass of contradictions, a big ol’ un-opened can of worms, I’m super anally retentive [...]

April 7, 2014 0

So the Easter holidays have got off to a flying start. Half an hour after getting up, Josh and Max came to [...]