The Joys of Tubing

Well I asked if we needed anything to go tubing and they just said long sleeves and gloves; they said nothing about Tena Ladies and an extra supportive bra for when you go over the bump at the bottom, a top that isn’t white (otherwise you’ll be in your very own wet t-shirt competition with the water sprays) and biceps like Popeye to pull both tubes back up the slope.

They also don’t warn you that you’ll end up with thighs that can crack walnuts from the traipse up the slope on the special slippy bristles, ‘tubing hair’ that looks ‘windswept’ at best or ‘dragged through a hedge backwards’ at worst, panda eyes from the water spraying in your face and a bruised coccyx.

Oh what fun we had!  Now where’s the alcohol?