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We’ve Got a Runner!

You know you’ve got up too late when you have to physically jog around the house to get ready on time for the school run.  You can tell it’s just […]

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When Does it Get Easier?

Just when does it get easier, letting your children go? My son has gone to Beaver camp and the time is going so slow. I walked past his empty room […]

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Common Sense Bypass

On the one hand it’s a bonus that my numerous cock ups provide ammunition for my blog.  On the other hand, it’s a bit worrying that at the age of thirty-six […]

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That’s What Little Boys Are Made Of…

Long curling lashes, nude bottom flashes, daily knee gashes… That’s what little boys are made of. Copious cuddles and kisses, a wealth of near misses… That’s what little boys are made […]

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Wine and Sympathy

My eight year old came off his bike on Thursday afternoon and cut his leg.  What do you mean you know already?  Oh RIIIGHT, you heard his wailing from your house when he […]

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Toddler Tears

Here I lie On the floor in the centre of town Tantrum time In croc’dile tears I slowly drown Not going home My mum won’t leave me on my own I’m really good at tantruming, […]

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Review – Zaggora HotPants

When I was first asked to review some ‘hot pants’, I initially laughed out loud because Kylie I most certainly am not.  I would never subject my lovely readers to […]

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Getting Toddler to Give Up the Dummy

I’ve been asked to write a guest post for Wriggly Rascals, the new community to help new mums on all aspects of pregnancy and parenthood. The opportunity appealed to me when I […]

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5 Ways to Give Your Child a Dream Bedroom

For busy parents, there are a lot of occasions when arranging things for a child is far from fun. Of course, the joys of parenting can’t be overstated – but […]

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Me Time

I cast my mind back to when ‘me time’ included Booking into a salon where hairy bits were denuded. Now I balance with one leg on the side of the bath, And attack vaginal fuzz […]

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