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Male Planet

I think they should bring out a series similar to Frozen Planet called Male Planet, studying the unique behaviour of our other halves.  For example, they could film men ‘looking’ for things […]

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Pooland

We’re still basking in the humiliation of reading a story recommended by the health visitor called, ‘Poo Goes Home to Pooland’ to our three year old in a bid to […]

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Former Baboon

I think I must have been a baboon in a former life as I can’t stop picking at my children; ear wax, crusty noses, bits of food stuck to faces, […]

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Modern Art

I think I’m going to create a modern piece of sculpture from all the stuff that the puppy’s chewed; there are the insides of ‘That’s Not My…’ Usbourne books, a […]

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The Fun Never Stops…

The fun never stops in our house.  Just this morning I’m playing an exciting game that’s the equivalent of the matching cards game.  I find one shoe, then I’ve got […]

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Taking the P**s

Although I am getting sick of the puppy peeing in the house, I suppose I should be a bit grateful that at least she’s chosen a welly and a waterproof […]

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Computers Have Feelings Too

Want to say a big thank you to my friend’s husband who helped me lots with my blog yesterday; I’m on Twitter and everything now, get me!  He also gently […]

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Oopsie

Just wanted to say apologies in advance if your lights go out or a heat seeking missile hits your house.  I’ve copied and pasted so many links, changed so many […]

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A Unique Approach to DIY

Our Family’s Guide to DIY – Lesson #1 – Painting: 1) Take the whole family on an exciting trip to Homebase.  2) Get the £26 paint out of the car, […]

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Alternative Speed Dating

Forget Speed Dating, going to start some new ones of my own – Speed Eating (before everyone wants to share what you’ve got, even if it’s exactly the same as […]

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