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Half Term Horror

With half term horror looming and Halloween just around the corner, I thought I’d do my version of Michael Jackson’s Thriller to demonstrate just how I’m feeling about a week […]

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Toilet Humour

I got stuck in a toilet cubicle this morning.  Properly locked in.  I had a wee, washed and dried my hands, reached for the lock and IT FELL OFF IN […]

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Galaxy Girl

I’ve been feeling a bit peckish so, like the girl in the Galaxy advert, I thought, ‘Mmm, I know what I feel like’ and went into the kitchen in search of […]

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Velcro and Bungee Ropes

My boys’ favourite hobby?  You might be thinking football, playing on their DSs, riding their bikes or playing with their willies.  All wrong.  My boys’ favourite hobby is running.  Sometimes […]

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Benny Hill

Anyone else feel like their days happen in fast motion like a Benny Hill sketch?  (Without the half naked women, obviously, although my husband keeps hoping). This has been my […]

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Bleedin’ Bear Hunt

All our boys have teddies with which they sleep.  The eldest’s is fine because when he gets up he leaves it in bed because it’s not ‘cool’ to keep it with […]

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Hoodwinked

I’ve been hoodwinked, duped and had the wool pulled firmly over my eyes. Our seven year old came into our room this morning, complaining (in a carefully staged croaky voice) that […]

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The Very Hungry Caterpillar

In the light of the moon a thirty something mother of three lay in her warm, cosy bed. One Saturday morning (after rocking out to Kelly Clarkson the previous evening) […]

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Toddler Tornado

My husband took the two older children out this morning so that I could go food shopping with our youngest in tow.  Before I could go, though, I needed to […]

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Pick ‘N’ Mix

Why is it that when you know an adult has some nasty virus you do everything you possibly can to avoid getting it, yet when your child is ill you […]

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