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Toddler Translated

I took the dog for a walk on Saturday.  On my own.  Without children.  I could hear birds tweeting in the trees, the wind rustling the leaves on the path and water trickling […]

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Reassure-A-Mum

REASSURE-A-MUM MUMS – DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR WORK/LIFE BALANCE IS ALL WRONG? FEEL STRESSED THAT YOU CAN NEVER GET EVERYTHING DONE? DO YOU NEED SOME REASSURANCE THAT YOU’RE DOING A GOOD […]

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Don’t Quote Me…

I wanted to express all the things I feel about having children, but found other people could put it into words much more eloquently and humorously than I ever could: […]

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Top Ten

For some reason, at 4.20am this morning, I lay awake thinking of what my top ten songs would be (because obviously I didn’t have anything better to be doing at […]

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Compromise

Christmas and New Year were great but I have to say it’s a relief today to stop the over-indulgence and get everyone back into a routine.  I liked getting them all to bed […]

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Zach Attack

(Cue music and a deep, dramatic male voice-over): It’s just an ordinary day in an ordinary town.  A day like any other…that is, until a toddler awakes from his peaceful slumber.  He […]

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Parental Hell

Everyone’s had that horrible, gut-wrenching moment when you think your child has gone missing.  You lose sight of them just for a moment and, suddenly, they’re nowhere to be found.  […]

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Twenty Thirteen

Christmas is over and it’s the start of a brand spanking New Year.  Here’s my tribute to the festive season of 2012 and a look forward to what 2013 will bring:   […]

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Dear Santa…

Dear Santa, I’ve been a good(ish) girl all year so for Christmas I would like: My eldest son’s other front tooth so he won’t look like Nanny McPhee any more and […]

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The Perfect Crime

She needed to commit the perfect crime.  Everything had been planned down to the smallest detail and it was imperative she cover her tracks and afterwards remove all traces of […]

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