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Four Years Ago Today…

Ah, four years ago today…I was being told to get my knickers off and I obliged…but only because a small person was trying to push his way out of my lady […]

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Sleep Lottery

I love sleep.  It’s sort of necessary to live.  My children don’t agree.  They seem to think it’s optional, a luxury, an extravagant indulgence.  And I think they secretly revel in the power […]

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Mum, Translated

I believe I know how conversation works; I’m led to believe that if I convey meaning through the medium of speech, people will acknowledge their understanding by replying accordingly. I know this, […]

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Addicted to Blog

Help!  My name is Distressed Housewife and I’m addicted to social media networking. There.  I’ve said it.  I’ve finally spoken the words out loud and frankly, it’s a relief.  I’ve […]

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S’No Fun

See what I did there, with the title?  Clever pun, eh?  And not predictable AT ALL… …Anyhoo – We had a ‘snow day’ yesterday.  It wasn’t completely legitimate because our eldest’s son’s […]

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A Rude Awakening

I was given a rude awakening this morning when our two-year old woke up at half past five.  HALF PAST FIVE!  So I’m going to write a post to remind […]

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Is This Normal?

Phillip Schofield (PS):  Good morning and welcome to the show!  We’ve got a great line up for you this morning, but first we’re going to be helping a mum of […]

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Distressed Housewife Rap

Yesterday I was runnin’ round, doin’ what needed doin’, When school phoned me up to say, ‘Girl, your son’s head needs gluin’!’ Took him to the hospital to get it […]

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Fair To Middling

Every parent I know worries about spending enough quality time with their children, either because of work commitments or because they have more than one child and, understandably, want to give […]

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Queen Turdas

Just to give you a head’s up – I’m an award-winning, top class, grade A knobhead.  I know this won’t come as any surprise to those of you reading this who […]

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