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How to Win Friends…

…and Influence People (according to a nearly eight year-old). We’ve just spent an amazing weekend with my cousin and her family.  When we arrived home on Monday evening, our eldest […]

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Guilt Trip

Stuck for something to do over the half term holiday?  Then why not go on an all-inclusive Guilt Trip to the town of Inadequate in Parentsville?  As parents you’ll all have […]

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A Good Catholic Girl’s Guide…

…to Your Child’s Confirmation.  Miss the most important meeting with lots of key information because you didn’t tattoo it on your forehead or write it in permanent marker on one of […]

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Embarrassing Bodies

Disclaimer: if you’re at all sensitive about bodily functions, please avert your eyes…NOW. Right, for the rest of you; I’ve got a confession and it ain’t pretty, so prepare yourselves.  […]

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Misunderstood

I’ve got a secret: my mummy’s not very bright.  She tries, bless her, but she really doesn’t understand what’s going on in my head.  I think I make myself perfectly clear, […]

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Blast from the Past

Included as part of The Oliver’s Madhouse’s lovely: I relived a bit of my childhood on Monday as my family and I drove to the beach in a hot car […]

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Positive Mental Attitude

Perspective is what I’ve been given a healthy dose of this weekend by spending time with Optimistic people who stay not only strong but positive in the face of adversity.  […]

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Not Cool

I’m sitting here, trying to comb my fingers through ice-cream matted hair because I’ve just cuddled our toddler when he fell over in the garden, and he smeared his cone across […]

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My Midwife

I read a comment on Twitter yesterday from Davina McCall to her midwife saying: ‘You are the most AMAZING midwife.  I LOVED giving birth BECAUSE of you.  I love you and […]

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Weekend Giveaway

Win a weekend getaway, courtesy of DH Tours.  On Friday evening, why not take your loved ones to the local Family Quiz Night where you too could fail to win […]

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