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Monthly Archives: March 2013

Spot the Difference

I want to play a game with you.  See if you can spot the difference between the following two scenarios: It’s my turn for a lie-in so my husband gets […]

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Diary of a Slummy Mummy

Saturday Weather was bad today, blowing a blizzard.  Was told that Beaver activity day was still on despite the weather.  Was so busy trying not to think of a very […]

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Mummy’s Little Helper

Tea time and bath time were more chaotic than ever in our house last night because our seven-year old, bless him, decided to ‘help’. So when our toddler decided he had much better […]

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I Want It Now!

I read some horrible, offensive comments on Twitter last night towards a woman who was breastfeeding her baby in a restaurant.  I can’t stand bullying or narrow-mindedness, but instead of having a rant, […]

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I’ve Turned Into My Gran

Uh-oh.  I’ve become my Gran.  I’ve realised this week that I’m simultaneously terrified of and bamboozled by technology.  I’ve started to frantically press random buttons and flick switches without really knowing […]

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Life Cycles

I’m feeling emotional today so I’m indulging in a bit more catharsis.  I hope you don’t mind. I’ve had the same group of friends for twenty-five years.  Some of them […]

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Praying for a Miracle

I’m nervous.  No, scrap that.  I’m terrified.  My eldest son has been asked to do something that requires him to hold something high in the air without dropping it, whilst […]

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The Nocturnal Ninja

A feeling of unease crept over her as she lay in bed during the early hours of Saturday morning.  All around her the room was dark but she started to discern […]

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The Match

Deep, American voiceover:  ‘LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!  BOYS AND GIRLS!  IT’S THE MOMENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!  SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LET’S GET ON WIIIITTHH…THE MAAAATTTCH! IN THE RED CORNER, […]

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The Friend Ship

All aboard!  All aboard!  We’re setting sail on The Friend Ship.  Raise the anchor and check you’ve got your Tena Ladies.  You’re going to need suitable dancing footwear, an iron […]

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